The classic: "Whats the best way to torture a jew? -Give em' a free ham sandwich"
"What happens when a jew with an errection runs into a wall? -He breaks his nose"
"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? -A jew with a coupon"
"How was the copper wire invented? -Two jews over fighting a penny"
"How many jews can you fit into a car?" -2 in the back seat, 2 in the front, and a
couple hundred in the ash tray"
"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? -The pizza dosn't screem when it
goes in the oven"
"Why'd the jews walk around the desert for 40 years? -they heard someone dropped a
quater"
"Why do jews have such big noses? -cuz all the air is free"
"Why did hitlar kill himself? -He saw his gas bill"
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