"What can a pizza do that a black man can't? -Feed a family of four."
"A black man and his black grilfriend are riding in a car, whos driving? -The cop."
"How can you tell when a black person is lying? -their lips are moving."
"Why are old black ladies pocket books so large? -have to put thier lipstick
somwhere."
"What do you call 4 black guys in a car? -tinted windows."
"What does a black person have in common with a coke machine? -They both dont work
and take your money."
"What do you call 1,00 black people on a plane back to africa? -A good start."
"What do you call a lot of black kids playing in the leaves? -Rasin Brand."
Crude jew jokes
The classic: "Whats the best way to torture a jew? -Give em' a free ham sandwich"
"What happens when a jew with an errection runs into a wall? -He breaks his nose"
"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? -A jew with a coupon"
"How was the copper wire invented? -Two jews over fighting a penny"
"How many jews can you fit into a car?" -2 in the back seat, 2 in the front, and a
couple hundred in the ash tray"
"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? -The pizza dosn't screem when it
goes in the oven"
"Why'd the jews walk around the desert for 40 years? -they heard someone dropped a
quater"
"Why do jews have such big noses? -cuz all the air is free"
"Why did hitlar kill himself? -He saw his gas bill"
"What happens when a jew with an errection runs into a wall? -He breaks his nose"
"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? -A jew with a coupon"
"How was the copper wire invented? -Two jews over fighting a penny"
"How many jews can you fit into a car?" -2 in the back seat, 2 in the front, and a
couple hundred in the ash tray"
"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? -The pizza dosn't screem when it
goes in the oven"
"Why'd the jews walk around the desert for 40 years? -they heard someone dropped a
quater"
"Why do jews have such big noses? -cuz all the air is free"
"Why did hitlar kill himself? -He saw his gas bill"
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