Crude black jokes

"What can a pizza do that a black man can't?      -Feed a family of four."

"A black man and his black grilfriend are riding in a car, whos driving?      -The cop."

"How can you tell when a black person is lying?      -their lips are moving."

"Why are old black ladies pocket books so large?    -have to put thier lipstick

somwhere."

"What do you call 4 black guys in a car?      -tinted windows."

"What does a black person have in common with a coke machine?     -They both dont work

and take your money."

"What do you call 1,00 black people on a plane back to africa?      -A good start."

"What do you call a lot of black kids playing in the leaves?      -Rasin Brand."

Crude jew jokes

The classic: "Whats the best way to torture a jew? -Give em' a free ham sandwich"

"What happens when a jew with an errection runs into a wall? -He breaks his nose"

"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? -A jew with a coupon"

"How was the copper wire invented? -Two jews over fighting a penny"

"How many jews can you fit into a car?" -2 in the back seat, 2 in the front, and a

couple hundred in the ash tray"

"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? -The pizza dosn't screem when it

goes in the oven"

"Why'd the jews walk around the desert for 40 years? -they heard someone dropped a

quater"

"Why do jews have such big noses? -cuz all the air is free"

"Why did hitlar kill himself? -He saw his gas bill"