Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale she got angry beacuse it gave her-her zip code.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale she got angry beacuse it gave her-her zip code.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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